Brain Sharts
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5AM
- Milton: *waking up* hello
- Kairo: ahk!
- Milton: why...
- Kairo: Just realised we haven't spoke in a while...
- Milton: I was sleep!
- Kairo: and I relised I went from being a secret side nigga hoe to a serial monogamist to a hermit wanker.--Hello...?
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Feel old yet?
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When you’re #high af, but still trying to hang with your homies.
(via untexting)
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i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice
Allow me to science briefly: your recorded voice sounds different to your ear because when you speak, you’re also hearing the vibrations of your voice. So your spoken voice will always sound deeper than your recorded voice, to your own ear. #science and shit.
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Holy flashback, Batman…
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do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“probably”
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#sorrynotsorry
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Right in the feels. Check out @UpstanderEffect’s Tweet:
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Bless you, MusicalHoe.
If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol
Okay but this is helpful
I’m surprised how many of these have applications for dudes. I was taking notes and jotting shit down like, “Oh, word?”
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